James Ellroy, author of The Black Dahlia and L.A. Confidential, has published a memoir. In an interview with The Guardian, he lobs a few at contemporary society.

"The most important male figure in my life has been Beethoven. I'd say he is my closest friend. He is the most unfathomable and inexplicable genius in world history. I guess I identify with him because I'm a megalomaniac, and if you want to identify with a great artist, go right to the top."

"I can't think of any things I admire about contemporary culture. It is awash with self-pity, irony, smallness of spirit, anti-romanticism."

"I do not own a computer. I have never logged on. I don't have a cell phone. I don't watch television, read newspapers, follow current events or go to movies."

"I believe my best work is still in front of me. I want to be remembered as a great American novelist."

God, it's nice to know we're not all Oprahfied and Franzenized.