Shoplifting at Dracula's, cont'd.

         Ireland’s where I seriously started on the only indoor sport I’ve ever been any good at, drinking, and the only outdoors one I’ve ever really enjoyed, walking. I walked many miles in Ireland, at first because it was the best cure for a hangover and/or bachelor’s itch, then because it was the best way to see the country, and it made me feel good at the end of the day. Usually I walked on my own, occasionally with one of my roommates, but alone or accompanied I walked far and wide, from Coleraine to Portrush, and along the wind-harried coast, sometimes bent double in the face of a keening gale, at other times listing slightly, with a blister the size of a shilling on port or starboard heel, and occasionally so madly content that I sang, a ma façon, off-key, with sporadic words but molto gusto. Books, and classes, and my dreamed-of writing could all wait. Walter Allen and Sinead and the mystical Gaels were no rivals to the allure of the open road, not to the 20-year-old I was, with spirit and energy and the dreams of romance still alive in mind and heart. And becoming a walker required little effort; all I had to do was to step outside my front door in the bright or misty morning and set off down the road. Portstewart and Portrush are smallish places, and Coleraine’s scarcely more than a big market town, so the hawthorn-heavy boreens and bearded hedgerows of the countryside were easy of access, and the rolling land beyond came equipped not only with Calendarland’s wattled cottages and, in the lustrous early light, the non-partisan green of the fields and orange of the rowan berries and sleek herds of Holsteins; it came well-equipped, too, with attack dogs, and rusted barbed wire, and steaming cairns of cowshite, and sullen rural yeomanry who’d as soon shoot you as give you the time of day, especially if you’re of the opposing religion, which of course I always was, except in the select company of the Official IRA and their like…but I spent many a truant day away from politics or lectures on Celtic Mythology, trudging in the morning mist across the green-and-yellow crazyquilt of the fields above silvery Magilligan Strand and that wind-rippled sea that is the threshold of the Viking North of my childhood legends.