I always enjoy the bold, perceptive, and humorous ruminations of John Derbyshire, Anglo-American philosopher, novelist, essayist, and mathematician, affectionately known throughout the blogosphere as "Derb." Brought up in the dying light of once-great England and her once-great education system, undeterred by convention or political correctness, but inspired by the examples set by the likes of Dr. Johnson, Baruch Spinoza, and George Orwell, he looks at things sub specie aeternitatis, which of course infuriates the chattering classes.

Here he remarks on the seductions of modern life.

"If Cortez, or Shakespeare, or Gauss, or Mozart, or the Founding Fathers, or the prairie settlers, could have got nice cushy cube-jockey jobs as Administrative Assistants in the Department of Administrative Affairs, and gone home at night to watch American Idol from the comfort of a Barcalounger—well, they probably would have."

Stout Cortez would've spent all day surfing the Net, no doubt about it. That explorer's instinct, you know.